'Deez Nuts' puts Federal Election Commission on bozo patrol

Rash of bogus presidential candidates taxing government resources

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Thanks a lot, "Deez Nuts."

Since a poll propelled the fake U.S. presidential candidate into national headlines Wednesday, 249 copycats, clowns and pranksters have inundated the Federal Election Commission with paperwork launching "official" White House campaigns.

Some possess leadership bona fides, if not proper constitutional qualifications: Star Trek Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, Queen Elsa from Disney's "Frozen," former Cuban President Fidel Castro, Jedi knight Obi-Wan Kenobi and Captain Crunch.

And imagine a presidential debate that includes Frank Underwood from "House of Cards," Ronald Reagan's Ghost, a Bill Clinton imposter and three fraudulent Joe Bidens.

But these wags — including a bunch whose names crudely refer to body parts or sex acts — are also potential headaches for federal regulators, who already struggle with limited resources and massive paperwork backlogs.

No matter how outrageous or asinine, the FEC must, by law, pay some measure of attention to these White House wannabes and cannot simply ignore them or reject their filings, which may be submitted with relative ease through the agency's website.

In addition to processing and tracking their initial paperwork, FEC staffers are tasked with sending follow-up letters to registered candidates who submit "missing or inaccurate information," asking them to correct their mistakes.

"The agency has no authority over and makes no judgement on an individual's qualifications or eligibility to run for office or obtain ballot access," FEC spokeswoman Judith Ingram wrote in a statement to the Center for Public Integrity.

The FEC doesn't require a prospective presidential candidate to file official paperwork until the candidate has raised or spent more than $5,000.

"That said, anyone may file," Ingram continued, adding that for these voluntary filers, "the agency has a statutory obligation to make all filings publicly available."

The government does have recourse.

For example, people who file "false, erroneous, or incomplete information" when registering as presidential candidates could subject themselves to FEC fines.

The Department of Justice could also criminally prosecute people who "knowingly and willfully" submit erroneous information to federal regulators, said Paul S. Ryan, senior attorney at the Campaign Legal Center, a nonpartisan campaign reform advocacy group.

But it's unlikely the government will "throw good money after bad," Ryan continued, since most comic candidates won't ever launch a real presidential campaign or raise any money.

Given this, could the federal government charge people some small amount of money — say, $50 or $100 — to file registration paperwork, with hopes of curbing jokers from creating false candidacies first place?

FEC Chairwoman Ann Ravel, a Democrat, likes that idea, since it could conserve her agency's resources.

"A nominal filing fee would make sense," Ravel said, quickly adding it "must be nominal, because of the importance of encouraging all people to participate in the political process."

In the meantime, political jesters are free to keep joining the moneyed ranks of Jeb Bush, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

Twenty-one new presidential candidates materialized on Monday alone, including Arizona resident "Cranky Pants" and "Zakk Flash" and his "Anarchist Campaign Committee."

They'll compete with a pair of "Deez Nuts" knock-offs — Deez W. Nuts and Bofa Deez Nuts, inspired by the 15-year-old Iowa kid who started this presidential filing fad.

To date, there are technically about 850 registered candidates running for president this election.

That compares to about 200 presidential candidates who had registered at this point during the 2012 election cycle, according to FEC records.

This story was co-published with TIME.

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